My long-divorced mum was a heavy social drinker. he once came home so blind drunk from an office party that I had to walk her back from the taxi. I took her to her bedroom and told her to get into bed while I'd get a big glass of water and a couple of Alka-Selzers. When I came back to the bedroom she was lying naked on the bed. As I tried to put the sheet over her she put her hand behind my neck and tried to get me in with her. Took me a while to settle her down. Wanked myself silly many times after and can't help wondering what it would have been like if I had taken her up on the offer.
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