"Suck and Tickle"
I'm in a hotel, laying in bed, listening to the couple on the other side of the wall... And I'm hearing the weirdest, most disturbing mixture of male grunting and laughing combined. Then he says, loud and clear, "no, stop alternating! You have to suck it and tickle at the same time. I don't know why you girls have so much trouble with that!" Now we are back to grunts and giggles. I guess I'm not sexually adventurous enough. I feel like I could make better use of a girl than this.
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