What’s the best pick up line a girl has used on you?
 

Just recently a friend told me about a girl who propositioned him in a club one night.

She asked him. “How about coming back to my place and watch some porn on my flat screen mirror.”

Needless to say it worked.

But no matter how stupid or corny the girls pick up line is, as guys, were pretty much going to accept the offer.

Just thinking back on old conquests, after reading Everard’s thread. It reminds of a time back at University. My group of friends always hung out with the same group of girls. This one girl, I’ll call her Candy, was the alpha female, the leader of the girls. She knew the best dirty jokes and could drink me under the table. But she was also the most gorgeous girl I have ever met.

About 5 foot 4, beautiful face, shoulder length brown hair. Deep tan, B cup breasts and being a gym goer, she had the most beautifully toned legs and an ass so firm, you could bounce coins off it.

She use to wear really short shorts, that had great difficulty in confining her firm buttocks. I would happily walk behind her and be mesmerised by watching her undulating buttocks as she walked.

One night we were out at the pub, she was fairly quiet and reserved. Didn’t think much of it. During the evening, every time I looked over at her, she was staring at me. Our eyes would meet and I would be the first to turn away. Never in a million years did I think she would be interested in me. I was fairly sexually naive and not very self confident.

As the evening was coming to a close, she came up to me and said.

“ I’ve been waiting all night for you to make a move on me.”

I gulped and was wondering if I had misheard her.

I said “Excuse me.”

“ You heard me, well are you?”

I was just standing there, mouth open, in a state of shock. Luckily she was still smiling, it was a wicked mischievous smile.

“ Well if your not going to do it, I’ll make the first move.” She said.

“ Ahh, Ok.” I dumbly replied.

She continued

“ How would you feel about trying some Australian kissing?”

“What’s that?” I asked.

“Well it’s like French kissing but you go down under.”

With that we both cracked up laughing.

“Well, do you?” She asked innocently.

I just nodded my head. She grabbed my hand and led me to her car. We went back to her place.

I would love to say that I fucked her silly all night, but no, it didn’t happen, but I can happily say that she instructed me in the art of Australian Kissing.

So let us know the best and the worst pick up lines, a girl has used on you.

Thanks for mentioning my 'More Conquests' thread, I could use the traffic!

I don't remember a girl ever using a pick up line on me. I suppose the nearest I got was one night at my usual rock disco when a girl approached me and asked me to dance, then after a few minutes went off to dance with another guy. As I turned to go, her friend plonked herself right in my path so that I couldn't move, and said, "And who the hell are you, then?" thus rendering it impossible not to introduce myself.

Then Jenny, my last girlfriend who I promise I will write about in my MC thread sometime; on the day we met we were just engaged in conversation then she suddenly took out her phone and said, "I'll just give you my number." So I asked her why she wanted me to have her number and she said, "Because I'd like to see you again," so I suppose that was a pick up line.

The most stylish one I heard about, though, happened to a friend of mine. Again, we were at the rock disco and he got chatted up by a very attractive girl from New Zealand. At the end of the night she scribbled something on a piece of paper, folded it and stuffed it in his pocket as she was leaving. The next morning he remembered it and dug it out. It was a phone number followed by - "Karly, the gorgeous kiwi who swept me off my feet last night."

Gonna use this next weekend. Don't expect to get a bunk up out of it with the woman I'm going to use it on, mostly because she's a very good friend and colleague, but I expect to get a good laugh with it.

Of course, if it does go the other way.... :)

At a bar in Denver....
 

Sadly, I had a leg mangled in a car accident when I was in my 20's, and I have a decided limp. At a bar in downtown Denver, a beautiful girl sat beside me and began to talk. I was very pleasantly surprised but assumed she was a hooker looking for a john. She told me she worked as a paralegal, and was almost engaged but she had this one fixation that she could not shake. "I get off fucking amputees" she told me. Unfortunately, I still had my leg, although it was a mess.

She told me that her grandfather was an amputee from some war some time and she could get off having sex with amputees in a way that nothing else did. I asked if her boyfriend was an amputee and she said no, but he knew of her fixation. In the past, when she found an amputee, she had to take him out, undress him, play with his stump and hopefully have sex with him. I laughed and suggested she find a VA hospital and work there.

She was really attractive, damnit.

Attractive but not cut-your-leg-off attractive? :D

Not really a pick up line. But it was something she said to let me know of intentions.

So I met up with Candy the following night. The first thing she said to me was.

“Have you eaten you cinnamon toast today.”

“No.” I replied.”Why?”

She casually responded.”Oh, you can taste it in the sperm.”

She had the ability to say the most shocking things, while keeping an innocent look on her face. Which just made it incredibly so much hotter.

And yes she kept true to her word and I had my first experience of a girl swallowing my load that night.

My first apartment had a common balcony for the 4 units in our building. I had been there about a week and was sitting out on the balcony having a beer when the girl next door came out. We chatted a bit and she asked me if that was my GF she saw me with Saturday, I told her, no, just an friend who came to visit. She said, "the walls here are pretty thin, but if that's the way you treat your friends, you can count me in."

Now I don't know if you would call my pickup line or hers.

I was at a college town party and was behind the bar pouring drinks when a couple of Bettie's walk up and smile that smile.

So I say "How can I do ya for?"

They say in unison "Tequila Poppers and a couple of of hours if you can last."

My stupefied reply "Come Again" looking like and idiot.

Girls "Not Yet!"

Needless to say the double entendre had me off to a bedroom with the bottle of tequila. Oh to be 19 again when it would never go soft.

Pick up line?
 

She said, "I love sex" and "I love to give head." Afterward however, she claimed it was I who picked HER up! Go figure.

She was drunk, but
 

I met a woman for drinks one evening on the pretext that she wanted me to do some volunteer work with her. After about 5 glasses of wine she said to me, "I want to lick every part of your body!" Hmmm, unfortunately I am married and could not take her up on her offer. I still question that decision, ha.