A Pat of Appreciation
 

This is a thread of scenes in movies or on TV, where a lady's backside receives a cheeky appraisal, whether by a pinch, grope or a pat of appreciation. Why, you ask? (Why indeed?)
Well, this only came about when watching the film Carry on Girls on TV during the Easter holidays, and finding that the film had been cut to ribbons by the UK censors. Amongst the daft things cut were a couple of scenes where Sid James playfully pats Wendy Richard's bum. I thought little of it at first (other than how depressing UK censorship has got), but soon realized there must be hundreds of scenes like that out there - and they can't censor them all!

So here is a thread for such scenes. (Besides, this idea won't stop bugging me until I set up this thread, so here it is). And to start it off, here are the two scenes that were edited from Carry on Girls, which started this idea in the first place.

A Touch of Frost
 

You've had the pat, now here's the pinch. This is from another series that would likely fall foul of the PC brigade, A Touch of Frost, from 1996. This is from the episode Paying the Price, and here Marc Warren gives his girlfriend Ysobel Gonzalez a cheeky pinch of her bum - much to her embarrassment.

Wild at Heart 1990
 

Not the ITV series, but from David Lynch's film from 1990, where Nicholas Cage gives Charlie Spradling a 'helping hand' up the stairs, who in return encourages him to "take a bite of peach." No wonder this stuck in the memory!

Don't Drink The Water
 

This is from a short lived TV sitcom from 1974-75 called Don't Drink the Water, which was a spin off from On the Buses. Here a neighbour comes to welcome Blakey into his new flat in Spain, and is more than eager to introduce his wife Beryl (Christine Shaw) to him with a enthusiastic patting to her finest feature. The actor playing hubby certainly throws himself into the role here!

A Touch of Frost 1992
 

Less a touch of Frost and more a touch of Hazel, from this early episode of the crime series in 1992 called Conclusions. Here a police colleague tries his luck with WPC Hazel Wallace (played by the lovely Caroline Harker), and gets a frosty rebuff for his cheek. Conclusions? In that uniform and handcuffs, WPC Wallace is an arresting sight for anyone.

Carry on Dick Babs
 

Another clip from a Carry on involving Sid James (he really did have the best job in these films). This is from Carry on Dick from 1974, and here he is trying to teach Barbara Windsor to count (using the best method I've seen). Sadly he is interrupted by Hattie Jacques, but still ends up giving Babs a playful pat as he sends her on her way before they are discovered.

Another scene from Carry on Dick, but this time it involves Kenneth Connor (well, why should Sid James have all the fun?), who lends a 'helping hand' to one of the Birds of Paradise (Penny Irving) to prompt them on their way when Kenneth Williams attempts to unmask Barbara Windsor as the notorious Big Dick. Good luck with that one! And for anyone wanting to see that scene, it is on the Request: Carry on Scenes thread here: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/sho...4&postcount=49

Carry on Behind 1975
 

Another Carry on, and it's Kenneth Connor again in the aptly named Carry on Behind. This time he gets to grips with the lovely Jenny Cox, escorting her out the room after her strip act has been sadly interrupted. What a job to have!

Carry on Matron
 

Another Carry on, and this time it's from the superb Carry on Matron from 1972. The plot is too convulted to explain here (and I'm not going to try anyway), so all I'm going to say is that this scene involves Kenneth Cope getting to grips with Barbara Windsor (who else?) after she discovers that he (dressed as a nurse) is really a fella, having been smuggled into the hospital by his dad (Sid James), only for him to walk in on them and mistake them as two nurses getting it on together. Confused? It's best just to watch the film. But I bet Kenneth Cope had a lot of fun filming this!

Black & White (1999)
 

This clip comes from the opening scene of the film Black & White from 1999 and involves a threesome in the woods between Bijou Phillips, Kim Matulova and a very lucky black guy! He fully getting to grips with his lady co stars, and unlike my other videos in this thread I've decided to upload this as it plays out, as it is far too hot a scene to mess about with. Enjoy.