Limericks
Let's have at those limericks. Standard rules apply. Keep them witty, risque and clever. To start...
There was a young lady named Sally Who enjoyed the occasional dally She sat on the lap Of a well endowed chap And cried, "Sir! You're right up my alley!" |
I'll give it a shot
A do-it-yourselfer named Alice
used a dynamite stick for a phallus they found her vagina in South Carolina and parts of her anus in Dallas |
I'm sure I can drad up a few from the past...
There was a young girl from Devizes
Whose breasts were different sizes One was so small Hardly anything at all The other was big and won prizes! |
Airborne
There once was a man from Bel Air
Who was doing his wife on the stair But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air |
Nantucket has many
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose thing was so long he could suck it. He said, with a grin as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it!" |
Just for larks
I have been on dozens of larks;
I like it indoors, not in parks. You feel more at ease, Your ass doesn't freeze; And strollers don't make snide remarks. |
There once was a beautiful Goddess. She
Wore a voluptuous bodice. We Saw her undress, And then heard her express, "Hot damn, I've discovered immodesty!" |
First
There once was a caveman named Dave
Who kept a dead girl in his cave They say he's a beast To fuck the deceased But think of the money he's saved! There once was a hooker names Sue She filled her vagina with glue She said with a grin, They pay to get in Now they'll pay to get out of me too! |
More
There once was a woman from Wheeling
Who had a particular feeling She'd lay on her back Tickle her crack And piss at flies on the ceiling. Their once was a hermit named Dave Who kept a dead wh*r* in his cave She was minus one tit And stank like shit But think of the money he saved. |
There was a young lady from Dallas
Who put some pot in her chalice And she said with a grin As her boyfriend put it in Now watch me turn on his phallus |
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